to my musings and rantings. Bite sized and perfectly timed with your snack break. Chomping on chips and slurping on coffee is the best way to savour the sarcasm of my ruminations.
Don’t we all bond over the things we are embittered by? Since I’m a list-maker by hobby, who gave Marie Kondo her wings, here’s a list of things I revile:
- Being a corporate slave.
- The fact that they won’t choose Idris Elba as the new Bond.
- Hard core carnivores and vegans. You’ll both need to chill. Or start a registered cult like Patanjali before recruiting.
- Unfunny whiners.
- Instant karma (only when inflicted on me).
- Patriarchy that pretends to be feminists at opportune moments. #noyoucantsitwithus
- Having to people on PMS. (yes, people is a verb in millenialdictionary.com) (yes, I know that site doesn’t exist)
- People who try to ruin my rants with logic.
If you aren’t amused by my embellished pontifications, well, you must be a pigeon, patriarchy or a corporate cheerleader. In which case, you may want to take clues from George Clooney in Gravity and make yourself scarce.
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